I’d probably end up drinking the piss of hundreds of guys in a night, a very hot thought to me.
For many years it has been my dream to become a full time human urinal. I would have a urinal gag locked on my head so that I would be forced to drink every drop of piss that my master feeds me.
Essentially, it doesn’t matter to me what type of urinal gag my master chooses to use, as long as it locks and I am unable to remove it by myself, it will work well.
If I had one bit of advice for those people who will be using me as a urinal, it wold be to simply think of the funnel as any other urinal in any other bathroom. Please simply walk up to my funnel and piss directly into it, just like you would piss into the urinal in a bar or restaurant. It is not necessary to ask my permission, or wait for me to be ready. Just use my funnel like you would any other urinal.
Ultimately, my level of fulfillment will be proportional to the number of people allowing me to serve as their personal urinal. The more people using me, the happier I will be. My ideal fantasy scenes can be found in two stories: